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Michelle Flaherty 

The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.

She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".

Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
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Michelle Williams 

The mother of Heath Ledger's love-child, Matilda. Talented actress, and a MILF.
Michelle Williams by infuego11 April 26, 2006

Michelle Phillips

A singer of Mama's and the Papa's.
"Michelle Phillips is so cute!" Deborah Ali Williams states.
"Ikr" I agree

Michelle-time 

-noun.

1. The time-slice President Barack Obama carves out of his calendar to spend time with wife Michelle.

2. The time-slice one carves out of their schedule during which they spend quality time with their significant other.
The President's secretary: "Mr. President, we have scheduled you for some Michelle-time from 9 to 10 this evening."

Husband: "Honey, can you make some Michelle-time for me tonight?"
Michelle-time by Kinki's Tush September 27, 2009

Michelle Obama 

an amzing wise woman who belives in whats right
The 44th first lady Michelle Obama Everyone should be like Michele Obama

Michelle Branch

Pop singer who is talented vocally, but not a particularly good composer.

Music is not great, but being from the Southwest(specifically Arizona) automatically classifies her in the awesome column.

Grew up in Sedona, AZ, where she used to babysit for my friend, the 8or.
Michelle Branch sings so good, to bad her music is crappy "guitar pop".

Me: Did you see hear the new Michelle Branch album?
J: Yeah...it sucked ass, just like all her music.
Me: How naive are you? Don`t you see? The point is not the quality of the music. Rather, what matters is that she is from the Southwest. THAT is true talent.
J: Being from the Southwest takes talent?
Me: Of course. Haven`t you checked out the heat?

Michelle used to baby sit and do local gigs in Sedona.

K. Michelle 

One of the best, most vocal perfect female R&B artists of the 21st century. Idolized by her ride-or-die fanbase the "Rebels". Her music is perfect for any mood and touches many hearts. One artist of few who doesn't care for what musical charts say. Has a large/massive butt named Betsy.
K. Michelle is my absolute favorite singer. She is TOTALLY awesome!
K. Michelle by KmichelleTea February 4, 2017