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Mexicanaco Day 

A lunch time holiday celebrating salsa and Paul Newman.

Mexicanaco Day is always celebrated with Tostitos, Paul Newmans Own Black Bean Salsa, a bowl, and friends.

It started when a bunch of high school friends who all decided that tomorrow they wanted Salsa. Eventually the tradition grew into a fiesta celebrating salsa at lunch time.
Cool Guy: Do you know what next Friday is?

Not So Cool Guy, but has potential: No, what?

Cool: Its none other than Mexicanaco Day.
Mexicanaco Day by Baron S. June 30, 2009
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Mexican Free Zone 

Noun and general term referring to any geographic location bereft of a Hispanic contingent.

This means no gangs / homies, tagging / graffiti, mercados, carnecerias, drive-bys, and other non-indigenous cultural elements.
What's up with Miguel, homes ?

He's pissed 'cause of that Mexican Free Zone.

Mexican Moses 

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.
"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

Mexican sausage diver 

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.
Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

mexican trashcan 

The act of vomiting into a lady's vagina after consuming several tacos. Not to be confused with a Mexican Dumpster which is vomiting into an anus.
I was so wasted last night that I gave my lady a Mexican Trashcan.
mexican trashcan by Coco Sean October 31, 2015

Scorched Mexican Policy 

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.
What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

Im a sucker for medieval castles

The best meme in The COD zombies community.
"Im a sucker for medieval castles and thats where we are going in der eisendrache."