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Melting Out 

Term to describe someone that doesn't show up to their own party.
The party had been planned for months but the bachelorette got so drunk the night before that she ended up melting out on her celebration. Too bad she missed the entire bachelorette party because she couldn't get out of bed.

John melted out of his retirement party after meeting a hot girl the night before and then spending the next 48 hours with her.
Melting Out by skottybpo829 September 15, 2009
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A Scottish slang word to describe someone absolutely blazed.
"Mate, I was absolutely melted yesterday with Greg"
Melted by Wank doctor August 29, 2017
Every young person of manchester worst nightmare. They can ruin the fun of every night out and provide an experience where the riders of the metrolink have to constantly be on edge in case they see the devilish sight of their yellow coat come on board.
Oh no theres a mettie coming on
Quick hop off!
Mettie by Dixonkenneth November 6, 2018
Melvie uniquely and wonderfully made by God. She loves to travel and go to places. She is very outgoing and bubbly person. Wherever she goes she will bring light and happiness. Critical and analytic thinker and loves to learn as she goes. She is down to earth and very giving.
She is Melvie.
Melvie by Wanshishi June 8, 2021

MertiePoo 

The coolest dumbass you can find. He will say the most stupid stuff and thinks he's the coolest person even though he is actually the last person people want to hang out with. He is secretly great in bed with your mom but calls himself a virgin. He has ligma and gave it to everyone at the school. He spent his life doing nothing but playing games.
Stupid little girl: OMG! Is that a MertiePoo, ewwwww.
Mega Chad: He probably slept with your mom :)
MertiePoo by MertieCock May 14, 2021

Bone melter 

Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.
Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"
Bone melter by Paul Dick March 16, 2008