matthew mcgregor 

Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets

Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers

matthew mcgregor by Poo cock July 23, 2020

alicia mcgregor

the absolute sweetest and most amazing person you will ever meet?

"So how's your girlfriend like?"
" Well, she's an absolute alicia mcgregor!"

alicia mcgregor by what_it_doo August 27, 2021

Alicia McGregor

the sweetest first love and girlfriend anyone could ever ask for

“ Hey, I heard you dated an Alicia McGregor.”
“ yea, she’s the best first everything i could have had, and i love her to pluto and back.”

Alicia McGregor by dqnishhh April 26, 2023

McGregor 

The term used to describe the hideous, vaginal bulge often spotted in obese and older women. A McGregor is particularly noticeable in tight trousers; "dustbin bag full of yoghurt" is a good metaphor for this phenomenon.

The McGregor often conceals a pork pie.

"I would have shagged her, but I was worried that her wobbling McGregor might crush my cock completely."

"If you continue eating at such a rate, you'll soon find a monster McGregor stretching the seems of your underwear."

McGregor by ekul December 5, 2007

Spicey Mcgregor 

A woman or man uses hot sauce as lubricant while masturbating or having sexual intercourse.

Ted was doing the "Spicey Mcgregor" while he played hanky spanky.

Spicey Mcgregor by Ambassador Krayola February 28, 2011

McGregors

The bits of fluff from socks that get stuck inbetween toes when a person doesn't wash their feet for a couple days.

"You need a wash, look at your McGregors"

McGregors by Clean Toes March 22, 2008

Conor McGregor 

a fucking hard nut who will nut a woman any day of the week

'Conor McGregor is one cracking bloke.'

Conor McGregor by griffynA.K.Atherealman November 16, 2018