mystical thot 

Unlike modern thots mystical thots are equipped with blue or pink hair sometimes both depending on its territory; They normally prey on men ranging of ages 19 to 25 years of age and they have a strict diet of lucky charms and salted testicles.

damn Chris , you see that fine ass girl over there with the pink hair ; James , that's not a girl she's a damn mystical thot !

mystical thot by Adam the great May 20, 2018

Masticate My Ass 

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

Masticate My Ass by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

manipulo-mastication 

The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.

Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.

"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."

manipulo-mastication by mstclair68 December 9, 2012

wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives

“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>

wise mystical tree by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 1, 2022

Masticate

1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading

why wouldnt you masticate in front of my mom

Masticate by Andrew Uchiha July 5, 2007

mystical 

used when describing something magical and amazing often confused with mystic falls but it is not mystic falls. it describes something in the imagination or something real but beautiful and undescribible. it is a word of beauty.

i just saw a mystical unicorn!

mystical by flemz February 4, 2013

mystical poon 

The poon of Eve. So basically, Eve was a total bitch. She listened to that dick of a snake and ate the apple from the forbidden tree. No biggie right? Wait till you hear what she did next. She puts the forbidden apple in her poon, IN HER MYSTICAL POON!, to seduce Adam to eat it ('cause we all know Adam loves poon. He did ask God for some. I mean, come on). So he's eating poon and then he eats some forbidden apple too! And the next thing they know, both Adam and Eve find out they're naked and get thrown out of the Garden of Eden ruining Paradise for future generations to come. The end.

Sometime close to 5 am...
K: HER POON WAS MYSSSTICALLL!!
(meaning Eve's mystical poon)

mystical poon by sexonabeach May 7, 2007