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Master Foo 

Master Foo is the beloved master of Unix. He defines the essence of unix-style programming, emphasizing efficient code writing, anti-script kiddie sentiment, the presence of command line utilities in unix enviornments, and the natural flow of programming in C or Unix. His legendary teachings can be found in "The Unix Koans of Master Foo".

Master Foo can only be found by those who seek to learn the true Unix nature.

He has been rumored to regularly challenge Bill Gates to deadly programming duels, although Mr. Gates has yet to accept
Thus spake Master Foo to the student:

``When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.''

The student was enlightened.
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Master Panda 

The one and only legend of the MM Panda establishements.
Only one can exist at a certain time.
Casper: Is that Master Panda?
Me: Yes. He's the best employee of the whole franchise
Master Panda by MaXYx March 23, 2023

master key 

a drink that is a mixture of red wine and orange soda
i was sippin on that master key last night. It opens all the doors.
master key by themasterkey December 29, 2010

Master Wayne 

When you see some poor kid fall down while snowboarding and you stop right next to him/her and say:

'Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.'
Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.
Master Wayne by hiphopapottimus February 8, 2009

Master Cheeks 

A horny, whiney imposter pretending to be the real Master Chief and dicking around on Paramount's Halo TV series. Master Cheeks got his name for refusing to wear his helmet and now his pants, baring his "master cheeks" around in episode 3 and 8.
Lord Hood: Master Cheeks, you mind telling me what you're doing with that Covenant chick?
Master Cheeks: Sir, finishing this fuck session.

Master Shake 

The single greatest member of the superhero detective team, Aqua Teen hunger Force. Alias' include; the Drizzle, the Fume, and the Puddle. known for selling sacks of talking meat to alien freak shows, getting drunk with alien fraternity members, not paying bills, urinating in Carl's, his neighbor's, pool, and tossing depressed Happy Time Harry dolls off of cliffs for the purpose of making them immortal.
"Teeth are for gays! That's why faeries come and take them away!"
"You little meat! you don't have to get in that bag... Now you get in that bag, or you'll never learn RAM!"
"Cursed? ya think? he only said it like a thousand times!"
"Dancing is forbidden!"
Master Shake by Da Trux May 3, 2005

master cylinder 

A 24oz can of Malt Liquor sometimes referred to as a tall boy. The original Schlitz Malt Liquor had the words "Master Cylinder" written down the side of the can.
More recently it has reappeared on a show entitled Frisky Dingo as a form of pant.
"Gonna get me check, get me a master cylinder, and get f*cked up!