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Massive Monster Mamma Jam

Something you need to bust in order to beat the devil in a rock-off

What Kage and Jables had to play so Kage wouldn't get taken to hell to be the Devil's sex slave.
"He Gonna make ya his sex slave.
You're gonna gargle mayonaisse.
Uness we bust a massive monster mamma jam."

massive cooter

a large, rather stretched, often swollen and bruised vagina.
lisa has a massive cooter from all that throat poking she has been getting lately.
massive cooter by andy123150r8 March 10, 2008

Massive wool 

Someone who is an absolute stain and pisses everyone off he or she meets.
"Oi Mol, Seen that guy at the bar in that rhinstone t-shirt sipping his stella!"

"Yeah Smig what about him?!"

"He's a Massive Wool!"
Massive wool by smig_as December 24, 2011

Massive Lick

A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.
Doyll Twats is a massive lick isn't he?
Massive Lick by Postal worker February 9, 2018

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred
Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

Bleeding Massive 

Used often in Dublin, Ireland to signify:

A) Something big

B) Someone who is a legend

Pronounced: Bleedin' Massif
A) It was bleeding massive!
"You won't fit that in me, it's bleeding massive!!"

B) Ah, sure you're only bleeding massive!
Bleeding Massive by Bitchiness October 25, 2010