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marquis de bod 

This describes one who is sexually kinky but has a great body.
The weightlifter was known as the Marquis de Bod in the bar scene.
marquis de bod by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016

Vag les masques 

A phrase used by those who do not want to wear a mask during the COVID-19 pandemic. They use this phrase to dismiss the public health measures put in place by the government and put others at risk. It's impossible to convince them of the necessity of the masks, and even when they're eventually forced to wear them, they play with it and touch their face so much that there's no point for them to wear one anymore. Of course, the Thomas Gros Cul will use that as an excuse to be mask-naked. Legend has it that it's impossible to lift water palettes with a mask on. The second law of thermodynamics forbids it. The AC in the Maxi is also worse than any other place's, and that explains why everyone else is fine with wearing a mask all day, but not the Thomas Gros Cul.
"Vag les masks, I haven't had COVID in the past 3 months, so I'm never going to have it."
"Ayet, it's time to quit my job. Vag les masques, free speech."
"Mmmhmmggm you guys are sucking the cocks of masks.. Vag les masques."
"Criss you are overpaid. Vag les masques."
Vag les masques by Frozen Meat August 14, 2020

mercury grand marquis 

Produced 1975-2011
The flagship full-size sedan of the Mercury marque for the entirety of its lifetime that remained almost completely unchanged from 1983 onward. It was the mid-level variant of the Ford panther platform, positioned between the Ford Crown Victoria (LTD) and Lincoln Town Car as a moderately upscale body-on-frame, V8 engined, six-passenger sedan. It was largely marketed toward an elderly demographic that appreciated its decidedly traditional appeal and didn't want to see it changed. Eventually, however, the generation who had kept it in production (and, realistically, the entire Mercury brand for that matter) died off and only a small but fierce band of metro hipster cucks and southern hicks remained to petition its inexorable demise.

Notable features included: genuine fake wood inserts on every single interior dash and door panel, superbly soft dual bench seats for elderly keisters, a chrome-clad three or four speed automatic transmission column-shifter for ease of usage by arthritis-afflicted hands, a capacious trunk to be used for nothing other than hauling bags of hand-crocheted doilies, and an utterly isolating suspension and power-steering system to prevent intrusion of any kind from the outside world during the weekly twenty kilometer per hour joyride to the bingo hall.
Phyllis used to own a blue '99 Mercury Grand Marquis--that is, until she backed it into the Sears display window. Her family always said that car was too much for an old woman to handle.
mercury grand marquis by Vidame April 18, 2017

Grand Marquis

An American sedan, build by Mercury at Ford's St. Thomas Assembly Plant in Canada. Built on the Panther Platform, along with the Ford Crown Victoria, Lincoln Town Car and Mercury Marauder, the Grand Marquis is an upscale version of the Crown Vic.
Like the Crown Victoria and the Town Car, the Grand Marquis is also powered by a 4.6 liter SOHC V8 and built on a body-on-frame structure. All Panther Platform vehicles are front engine and rear wheel drive.
Whilst this Mercury is mostly favored by seniors in the US, is it one of the most popular daily drivers in the Middle East, since they are large, durable and affordable.
Who cares if people think the Grand Marquis is a car Gramps drives around it? It's the most comfortable car I've ever driven!

Marquise-itis

A disease originated by Marquise-the-fucked-up-bandido. Diagnosed by doctors, this disease causes people to royally fuck up. #mini sinep
Friend: damn, I just fucked up
Me: you just got Marquise-itis
Marquise-itis by The AAC December 27, 2015
Cute , silly , sassy, intelligent , independent , honest, & a very happy person . Black or of a mixed race . Will genuinely accept you for the person that you are. Can easily see thru fraudulent individuals . As real as they come :)
Him : ily Marquetta
Her : you don't even know me lol
Him: :*
Her : -_-
Marquetta by yellowbone August 7, 2011