manpon 

Used in Correctional Facilities-Wad of toilet paper inserted into ones ass to keep from leaking if one has had his O-ring blown out too many times.

that dude has been punked so many times he needs a manpon.

manpon by pseudostan June 11, 2011

manpon 

Placing toilet paper or any other absorbing material in the ass crack to soak up sweat during the day.

Man, my ass sweats at work and I have that "not so fresh feeling". This hairnet is a great manpon!

manpon by Hated December 7, 2007

manpon 

A wadded up piece of tissue, toilet paper, or paper towel, used to soak up a swampy sweat ass, depending on the degree of moisture.

It is so hot out here, I need to change my manpon before my date

manpon by pabloescobar69 October 6, 2010

Manpon 

a wad of toilet paper that keeps men from sharting

hey dude,i just farted so hard that a little bit of shit came out; but luckily i had a manpon in.

Manpon by darkdonkster11 October 9, 2010

Manpong 

Beer pong......WITH BALLS! Manpong is played with two 5 man teams, with each team having at least 56 cups on their side. The 5 players on one team match up with the 5 players on the other. The objective of each player is to now follow their opponent going back and forth in a furious battle to sink as many cups as possible. The game is played in rapid fire style, so you don't have to wait for the rest of the team in order to keep shooting. If your opponent sinks his ball, you must drink the entire cup before you can shoot again. If you're a pussy and you can't handle your beer, you may pass it off to a more manly person on your team. The front 3 cups are filled to the brim while the rest are filled at regular Beer Pong length. The game begins when a person (preferably a loud broad) stands in the center of the table and yells at the top of his/her lungs....MANPONG!!!!!!. Beware...Manpong WILL get you and the guys fucked up FAST. Manpong originated in the Union County area of New Jersey, more specifically Springfield.

Dude: We got so fucked up playing Manpong last night?

Dude 2: How many games you play?

Dude: 3, and by the end of the 2nd...Godfrey had already pissed himself.

Dude: DAMN!

Manpong by MattySpringfield February 25, 2009

Manpon 

The insinuation that a man is acting like a pussy, derived from the stereotype that a woman having her period is a bitch.

Tony: But that mom joke you told hurt my feelings!
Katie: Tony, do you need a manpon?

David: Where'd Tony go?
Kevin: I'd assume to get a manpon. That n00b has been whining all fucking day

Tony: It bothered me. He told me give him a blumpkin, and said something about a wolf cookie.
Kevin: Are you serious? Go get a fucking manpon...

Manpon by Cebbin March 30, 2011

MANPON 

MALE VERSION OF TAMPON. ROLLED UP TOILET PARER USED BY A MAN TO STICK BETWEEN HIS ASS CHEEKS TO PREVENT CHAFFING FROM SWEAT ROLLING DOWN HIS BACK TO HIS ASS CRACK.

MY ASS IS SWEATING. I NEED TO USE A MANPON.

MANPON by SPENCER -J October 1, 2008