National Milf Day

this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs

Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.

National Milf Day by ilovehotmoms<3 April 16, 2021

Milk A Milf Day 

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

Milk A Milf Day by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021

milf lover 

matteo

Matteo is such a milf lover

guy 1: hey you see matteo over there
guy 2: yea bro he keeps simping on my mom
guy 1: he's such a milf lover

milf lover by jojodoyo May 16, 2023

milfin 

the verb version of a milf (mom i'd like to fuck)

dude, sam's mom is milfin

milfin by nigguh2233 April 26, 2011

Chocolate Milf-Shake

When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.

>Are you still dating that "Joline" chick??

>Hell yes! Yesterday I got a Chocolate Milf-Shake!

>Nice!

Chocolate Milf-Shake by IKHONKEY KONGXI April 22, 2011

MIlFCheese 

The orgasm of an elderly women.

When i was fucking Chads mom she unleased her milfcheese all over my nuts!

MIlFCheese by James boldina December 13, 2009

milf 

A hot ass mom you wanna smash and kill all night long.
M.I.L.F. - Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck

"Dayum! yo Johnny yo mom is a straight up MILF! I wanna hit that!"

milf by Sk8_Depot December 24, 2007