idiot's lantern 

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

idiot's lantern by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010

Hang a lantern 

To point out some inconsistency in order to allow for its acceptance and to move things along. This is a common plot device in the entertainment industry, in which the entertainers give some sort of wink or nod that allows the entertained to suspend disbelief of some unthinkable feat and carry on with minimal interruption.

Feeling whiney and knowing that he was partaking in the practice of Vaguebooking, Tom was sure to hang a lantern on it by adding a #Vaguebooking hash tag to his post.

Hang a lantern by kraftydevil12 July 29, 2011

Spanish Lantern 

The same as a dutch oven, farting under the blanket and pulling it over your partners head, although to complete the spanish lantern, light a match after the proceeded fart.

John Spanish lanterned kate last night and she no longer had eye brows.

Spanish Lantern by HBOSS19 October 18, 2009

Hannibal Lecter 

A fictional serial killer; most recently adapted for a television series under the same name.

"God, that psychiatrist is gay!"

"Are you talking about Hannibal Lecter?"

Hannibal Lecter by return_ofsaturn November 26, 2021

Matt Lanter 

An actor whos on the show, 90210, and was in the movie, cutting edge 3 is the hottest guy ever. He has pretty blue eyes,perfect brown hair and a flawless face. Also, a very hot body consisting of a very nice six pack. His hotness will hurt your eyes.

Person 1: Hey did you watch 90210 last night?
Person 2: No i was studying did i miss anything important?
Person 1: Only Matt Lanter taking off his shirt.

Matt Lanter by ilovemattlanter May 19, 2009

Lefterbate 

The act of rubbing one out utilizing primarily the left hand technique. This is, of course if one is NOT left handed.

"Damn I sprained my right hand and iCarly is on....looks like its time to lefterbate."

Lefterbate by Uncle Patrick Diddles October 24, 2011

lene 

To apply pressure to
To get at
Turn on the heat

Every time I see that sucka I'm going to lene on him

Yeah he earned that beat down and im going to keep leneing on me when i see him

lene by Brother Skalene May 20, 2021