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leaking mascara 

Come on, get up and stop leaking mascara.

leaking ink

Is when a female is crazy horny, she's "leaking ink"
I'm so damn horny "I'm leaking ink"
leaking ink by tictac126 June 8, 2016

leaking.anitok

he a mf that leaks pedos and discordians that have no future
Jim:Yo didn’t leaking.anitok leak jemar?
Billy:Again?
leaking.anitok by bhpn March 21, 2022

your tweak is leaking 

A term used mostly among "{tweakers}" aka crystal meth users It refers to someone who is a little too high and not hiding it too well. They feel confident and in control but appear sloppy, messy and/or generally all over the place
I came home to find my roommate in the middle of at least 6 different elaborate projects involving power tools, cleaning supplies and and every major appliance either in use or being reconstructed.
Upon seeing the look on my face he asked what was wrong and I said:

"Your tweak is leaking."

LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) 

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).
I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!

simon leeming

A fat man who loves cookies and oral sex and strap-on with bob occasionally
A Simon leeming came to my house
simon leeming by Rozamcfozza;/;3: February 10, 2014