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dirty lasse

A dirty Lasse is when you where at your parents house for a while and you finally come home and have the urge to masturbate,

which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.
We better not disturb him he is pulling of a dirty Lasse.

When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!
dirty lasse by Darkmaster1422 April 14, 2020
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dick-lassoed 

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.
"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
dick-lassoed by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

canny lass 

North eastern english slang for a good or nice lass'there is no other bigger compliment than being a canny lass'...that andrea shes a right canny lass
That andrea'shes a right canny lass
Lasse is the hottest motherfucker you’ll ever meet. Just from looking at him will make you instantly start grinding on his face. Some say that Lasse has a higher IQ than Einstein, and he also has a large surprise under his pants ;). He is also rolling in e-girls...
Aaron: OMG have you seen Lasse he is so hot.
Lorenzo: Dudeeee I think I’m gay for Lasse.
Everybody else: I just creamed my jeans from looking at Lasse.
Lasse by Large Cock Man May 23, 2020
When a guy does something stupid he is called a "Lassan'.
It literally means 'Garlic' in Hindi(Indian Language).
Person1:How many mega pixel is ur camera?
Idiot:Its 4GB SanDisk.
Person1:-.-" Abhey Lassan......
lassan by The [evil] one August 17, 2009
Next level Classic situation. It's past retro but not quite classic: the best place to be.
#Baby you're so Lassic#
Lassic by ElPolloDeDiablo January 3, 2015

Mango Lassitude 

The drowsy state that one achieves after eating a large meal at an Indian restaurant.
Thank you for dinner Anoop. Such mango lassitude I have, I could schluff off right here.