Patriot's Landing 

The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.

Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!

Patriot's Landing by Taquita Banana April 1, 2011

lacking 

Falling behind on your hood game

"Dont let me catch you lacking my nigga"

lacking by landon1365 October 5, 2015

Crash landing 

One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.

Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.

Crash landing by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010

fart linking 

When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.

This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc

“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”

fart linking by Trodan October 1, 2020

Landing Pad 

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.

"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"

Landing Pad by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011

LANping 

"LANping" is a term used to describe a Local Area Network (LAN) party that occurs in a heavily wooded area. The name is an amalgamation of the words "camping" and "LAN". This counterculture movement was popularized in 2009 by the Atomic Zoo.

Me and the zoo went LANping over the weekend. It was so cold, but we all cuddled together to keep warm.

LANping by Atomicbeaver November 3, 2009

Linking 

When a boy or girl is linking with one another it’s usually to get closer and is a sign that they might go out soon

Dave: did you hear that Sam and Eric are linking
Bob: yeah I totally ship them

Linking by FADE_getclapped April 15, 2020