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Cheerio Landmine 

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
Cheerio Landmine by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

danish landmine 

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.
danish landmine by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it
Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

Bosnian landmine 

Where the male/female takes a dump on the partners chest then once done the partner slaps in a downward motion to create a messy splatter of excrement on the floor
hey Jim, I just witnessed a couple trying out a Bosnian landmine

Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.
Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."

Latex Landmine 

When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.
I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!
Latex Landmine by D-Ram April 14, 2010