Laying Conduit 

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.

Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.

Laying Conduit by CHOFAJ July 28, 2021

Laying Some Pipe 

When a man is giving it hard to his female lover in any of the multiple sexual positions.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear I was laying some pipe doggie style with Susie last night?"

Dude 2: "No way I have wanted to hit that for months now."

Laying Some Pipe by Excelsior0509 December 12, 2007

Laying a bead 

ejaculating, busting a nut, etc.

Originated from the welding industry. To connect two pieces of steel, one must lay a bead.

Who laid a bead on my couch?
I laid a bead across her face.

Laying a bead by g_slice December 21, 2004

laying a brick 

having a shit

laying a brick by Bennett January 16, 2003

Laying ropes 

Large cumshot to the face that heavily resembles a rope

bruh I was just laying ropes on her face

Laying ropes by Rosales420 January 21, 2015

laying down the rape sword 

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.

Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.

laying down the rape sword by Popadamus January 13, 2010

Laying Ass 

The act of taking a very heavy shit.

Dude, when I got to my house, I was laying ass like a mother fucker. It was magnificent, I had to quarantine my bathroom.

Laying Ass by Cpt. Thickens December 2, 2010