Kryptonite Cave

A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.

I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.

When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.

Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!

Kryptonite Cave by mydickisgreen December 7, 2011

pink kryptonite 

That soft pink treat between a females legs

person 1: What's up bro?
Person 2: Man I'm feeling weak.
person 1: What happened?
person 2: Dog, my girl hit me with that pink kryptonite last night and knocked my ass out.

pink kryptonite by john kuykendall February 29, 2008

Gym Kryptonite 

The extremely hot and ample chested females in a gym that wear pink tops and do squats, behind the neck pulldowns, military shoulder press, butterflies, etc. and cause men to not work out. If she is on the machine near the water fountain, then all the men will go home well-hydrated to their fat ugly wives. Frequently they will have a boyfriend with them with biceps larger than your thighs.

-Hey man, how did your workout go?
-Ahhh, I didn't get anything done...
-Why not? Too crowded?
-No...
-Gym Kryptonite?
-You know it... Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.

Gym Kryptonite by Kozar May 5, 2005

kryptonite 

1.Tight mutha fuckin song by Purple All-Stars

2.Sum Strong Bud

"I Be On That Kryptonite, Straight Up On That Kryptonite"

kryptonite by OutKasted November 11, 2005

white man's kryptonite 

A really cute asian girl.

Relative to the term black man's kryptonite; made popular by the movie Undercover Brother.

"I went to Las Vegas this week and there was so much White Man's Kryptonite there I nearly lost my sh*t!"

"Cute asian girls make me come undone, they're White Man's Kryptonite!"

white man's kryptonite by Riko May 6, 2005

Muslim kryptonite

AKA a motivated U.S. Marine

"Man you look as good as Muslim kryptonite today"

Muslim kryptonite by Bill2007 April 12, 2007

kryptonite 

the only weed better than superman weed

the purple ribbon allstars are always on that kryptonite

kryptonite by Geoff December 28, 2005