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Kidz Bop 

a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Any little kid is used because any little kid can fuck up a song. Perfect for totalitarian soccer moms to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.
All Kidz Bop albums suck out the ass big time.
Kidz Bop by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2008
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kidz bop 

1.Where audio comes to die.
2. Something that will make you want to really, really jump off a building, if it's loud enough.
One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind those kidz bop records... Thoughts of chronic and sustained butchery.

Kidz Bop 

The kids that have been ruining your favorite songs since 2000.
Kidz Bop by wassupbro1999 September 16, 2013

kidz bop 

Songs sang by multiple children with bad voices. They turn good songs into crappy songs.
"Kidz Bop 31 sucks!"
"IKR, why have children with bad voices recreate songs?!?!"
kidz bop by Gleek4EVER16 May 12, 2016

kidz bop 

A crappy youtube channel that does covers on overrated songs with swear words and make them child-appropriate and also worse. Kidz Bop Karen also became a famous meme on the internet, practically just 2 memes mixed together.
"Your window's open"
"They can't hear me because they're listening to kidz bop"
kidz bop by 1oids February 23, 2020

Kidz bop 

A collection of kids with absolutely no vocal training at all that have a 3 note range that censor out everything. And there "music videos" are just them running around a playground.

If you don't believe me listen to their cover of we belong together by Mariah Carey
Not another Kidz Bop commercial please change it. Its horrible just to listen to it
Kidz bop by ac130hgunr October 1, 2015

kidz bop 

Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.
Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.
kidz bop by ManMan36 April 23, 2016