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The word "splat", but with the "Ker-" prefix, thus way more awesome.
Example man: I walked down the street, tripped, and KERSPLAT!

Lil' Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine: Dearest Pig, These are dark days. Days filled with empty bottles and empty hearts and an abundance of unwanted clarity. For I now see that to love is to leap an unleapable gorge and hope that a rope will be thrown from the other side. When it works, it's a spectacular feat of daring. And when it doesn't, it's kersplat. Kersplat.
kersplat by filiph February 6, 2009

kerstain 

A super attractive person who loves to eat and always speaks their mind. Also they may have a very bad attitude sometimes but is mostly kind. They are the craziest of their friends but always has good intentions.
kerstain by smdhoebag March 28, 2015

kerschlonked 

Adjective:
1) weird, messed up, or fucked up

Noun:
1.) to fuck someone up or fuck someone over
ex 1: Instagram is completely kerschlonked, none if my messages are going through!

ex 2: Tristan Woods absolutely kerschlonked Khloe Kardashian
kerschlonked by heelygyal March 13, 2019

kershticky 

Did you see Mason clap cheeks in valorent?

Yeah dude he was kershticky with it
kershticky by Bophades February 10, 2022

Cadbury Kersplat! 

The act of using a cadbury creme egg as an anal projectile, One simply inserts a cream egg into their rectum, and squats over their partners chest, followed by a forceful pushing motion; the Creme Egg will spew out onto your partners chest with some velocity, causing what is called A Cadbury Kersplat
GUY 1: did you see jeff last night? his girl was trying to give him a Cadbury Kersplat! and missed his Chest!!
GUY 2: OMG no way! she did'nt!!
GUY 1: Totally dude, she Cadbury Kersplatted all over his face!!
A very loving person that will have you pulling your hair out. She will be your happiness and also melt your happiness.
Kerstan
Kerstan by Updarira April 24, 2017