Eddie Kemp 

Amazingly hot lead singer of Australian band Because They Can

p1: "who's that stud with the amazing voice?"

p2: "oh, thats eddie kemp"

Eddie Kemp by becausebreecan July 25, 2011

derek kemp

cocky smartass. he doesn't know how to treat a girl. he is however, very hot.

Damn, hes hot.
-no, thats a derek kemp, hes an asshole.

derek kemp by lren13 November 1, 2009

Matt Kemp 

Center fielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers. As of 2012, he has the largest contract of any National League player in the history of the game at 160 million dollars. A real down to earth guy who works hard and has fun on the field. Wears number 27.

Dodger fan 1: I am so glad the Dodgers signed Matt Kemp to such a long deal!
Dodger fan 2: Matt Kemp = Beast

Matt Kemp by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

Brian Kemp

The incompetent piece of shit governor of Georgia that seriously needs to resign

Brian Kemp is just as much a Trumptard as Ron DeSantis

Brian Kemp by Soul_Driver July 16, 2020

brian kemp

Someone who blatantly cheats right in front of you and then accuses you of cheating.

Did you see that dude pull a brian kemp at Scrabble yesterday? What a stinky dollop of santorum!

brian kemp by glarbl blarbl November 7, 2018

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house by maks July 23, 2004

Shawn Kemp 

(1)A basketball player who begins his career as a promising player, but deteriorates into a pathetic fat slob.

(2) Crackhead who has twenty children with twenty different women.

Shawn Kemp used to be good until he left the Sonics. Now he's a fat crackhead.

Shawn Kemp by SooN July 1, 2003