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Jurassic Park Syndrome 

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.
Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.
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Jurassic Park 3 

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.
"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"

Jurasskicked Park

The alternate and more proper name for the movie that had dinosaurs kicking the crap out of everyone and everything for 127 minutes.
"Unless you want to take a another trip to Jurasskicked Park, I suggest that we watch a different movie tonight."
Jerish is a person that will show you love like no other, he will let you into his life and make you believe it's a forever bond. He is a sensitive person, but truly cares. He will definitely make you feel like your living the love life in a movie, and his sense of humour is dark but hilarious. The most important thing to him are his friends - you might even think more than family. He undoubtedly has mommy issues. If you meet him, keep him.
'Do you listen to MF Doom?'
'Yeah ofc, I'm Jerish'
Jerish by kholombus <3 April 2, 2023
Julisa is just a little ball of energy! Julisas are usually short, and have dark brown hair. They are most likely the mom of the group, they live music, and don’t really have a good taste in men :/
Billy: wow, that girl is so energetic!

Me: yeah, she’s definitely a Julisa
Julisa by Sv_elora May 24, 2018

Jurassic Fart 

A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).
Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!
Jurassic Fart by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

Jurisprude 

A practitioner or scholar of the law, especially a law student, who is particularly hesitant to give up that ass.
Joe didn't waste his time chasing Jurisprudes.
Jurisprude by law1009 August 19, 2009