Johny Apple Seed 

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

Johny Apple Seed by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

Johny Dorito 

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

Johny Dorito by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010

Johny Apple Swoll 

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.

Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

Johny Apple Swoll by DutchBeats May 3, 2011

johny cage

Repeatedly punching someone in the testicles.

Sorry but can I sit down? Damien Johny Caged me in english class.

johny cage by Smeagle69 September 10, 2013

Johny Mcconey 

A penis that is usually big.

I got a big Johny Mcconey in my pants.

Johny Mcconey by ProGamerJay October 23, 2017

johny applesteed 

A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar

God there's johny AppleSteed

johny applesteed by His daddy January 25, 2018

Johny Johny 

Yes papa

Papa asks Johny Johny : Eating sugar??

Johny Johny by KKnedlik September 12, 2018