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Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease 

(Note that this just a joke and is not real so please don't take it seriously)

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease is a hugely rare disease that makes a person laugh uncontrollably until they physically cannot breath. This usually accures when something funny is said to the person or if the person thinks of something they think is funny. The meaning behind the disease's name is from Joaquin Phoenix, who is famous for playing Joker in the DC film of the same name. In the film, he suffers from a illness very similar to this where he will laugh miniacly without his free will. Side effects of Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease include, laughing uncontrollably, sore throat and lungs, unable to control breathing processes and even death.
Person 1: *says something funny*
Person 2: *starts laughing uncontrollably for several minutes*
Person 1: wow dude are you okay??
Person 2: yeah I'm fine I just have Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease, it happens all the time.
Person 1: Oh okay see you later bro.
Person 2: *continues to laugh and choke cutely in Japanese*
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joaquin not walking 

Joaquin not walking show how to spell my name because people think my parents are stupid cuz people think my name is spelled walking
A burly, manly man with a boyish face to match his boyish charm. Don't be fooled by his youthful demeanor, this man is all business in the ways of life and of love. Stubborn at times, he prefers to do his own thing which can make life difficult for his significant other, but if your willing to give a little to get a little, he can show you how fun life can be on his side of the pasture. He is a no drama llama so save it for your mama. On the streets, he's a cool-headed gentleman well-versed in the ways of chilvary; in the sheets, he is second to none. Joaquin' s are one of kind people so I doubt you'll find one!
Guy: Man I wish I was more confident in my abilities and had the finesse and charm to win over that gorgeous creature over there.

Other guy: Its okay bro, we can't all be a Joaquin.
Joaquin by Alovebug October 3, 2017
some weird kid who eats tacos, eats too much and has hair like a bycicle helmet also likes soccer
hey joaquin i LikE soCcEr
Joaquin by :-I May 21, 2020

cry me a joaquin 

Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
Ohhh, poor baby. Cry me a joaquin
cry me a joaquin by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
a boyyo
zee exquisite
mars

mojo jojo
thrasher
flooor
gucci
друг
yo Joaquin really fucked up.
Joaquin by Maker-Taker May 20, 2019
Joaquin will love you has a great heart that is loyal you will want to be with a joaquin he's funny and he's handsome.
Joaquin is so handsome!! That qt
Joaquin by Your friend is daddy November 15, 2019