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Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!
"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

jibber-swill

Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.
Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.

NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
jibber-swill by Jib Slice May 28, 2010
A joint, a spliff, the wackky tobaccy, doing, weed.
Dom - Oi lad you wanna come smoke a fat jibbet?
Kieran - fuck yeah!
Jibbet by Kieronia joe June 11, 2018

jibblies 

A sensation occurring when something seriously creeps you out. In many cases it will cause you to twitch and say "jibblies" involuntarily.
Strong Bad: You may notice I didn't do anything to the Poopsmith. I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof. I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies.
jibblies by rwlptr March 6, 2010

Jibblethead 

Hank hills way of saying retard or dumbass.
"Those environmentalists are jibbletheads"-Hank hill
Jibblethead by keepskatin'bro July 19, 2011