Jankedy-ass-hoopidy 

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

jangelaphobia

Phobia of Jell-O.

Don't get that Jell-O near me, I have jangelaphobia.

jangelaphobia by garnetandgold December 23, 2009

janked

beat, fucked up

that tv is all old and doesn't work right, it's janked.

that girl is a nasty whore, she's janked.

janked by LooP February 19, 2004

Jaggedy 

1. When something did not go smoothly.
2. Something with jagged edges
3. When somebody messes up. (jags)

1. That car ride was all jaggedy.
2. That was one jaggedy ass hairbrush handle.
3. My last two back tucks were fuckin' jaggedy!

Jaggedy by Kari Mackenzie February 5, 2008

jagged up 

when something is all fucked up.

nice job stocking the shelves, that shit looks all jagged up.

jagged up by planeoftime March 9, 2010

jagged tunnel 

Slang term referring to a blow job given to a male in which the partner giving the blow job uses their teeth to a point of causing unenjoyable pain. Usually the cause of being that the giver is inexperienced.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard your girlfriend did a jagged tunnel on you.
Guy 2: Oh God, yeah. My penis still hasn't recovered...

jagged tunnel by Stevedaculedood55 June 17, 2010

Jangli Jangda

Possible a jungle man living in the wild on the look for a wild (memon) covered woman. Also a young student at a small mostly south asian populated south texas university, is usually stalked by a hijabi.

Hey yesterday I saw jangli jangda, he looks like a hot maulana

Jangli Jangda by jangliaurat October 21, 2010