Jamal 

A "Jamal" is a drink made from mixing 13.9% sangria with ginger ale. This drink is named after the infamous vine, "Calm down Jamal, don't pull out the nine". This drink has the effect of being slapped in the face by Jamal, due to the high alcohol content drowned out by the carbonated soda.

Dude, Haley. Would you mind pouring me a Jamal?

Jamal by Bro. Haley's is lit March 17, 2021

Jamal 

A RPG wielding terrorist who is relentless at blowing troops and everything in sight up.

OMG guys!! Take cover, Jamal is on the roof!!

Jamal by Solitare Snake December 8, 2011

Jamal 

Is very thiccc, tall, cute, coochie head, and likes to devour buttcheeks. And watches inappropriate content everyday.

“Jamal is a coochie clown.”

Jamal by Cool kidz only November 4, 2019

Jamal 

A Jamal is somebody you can always depend on. He is always ready to listen, however, if you are looking for advice you might have to dig it out of him. He likes to make you think but is also great at putting things in perspective making him an amazing friend. Jamals are very intelligent and passionate about many things. Jamals know how to go after their goals and achieve them with seemingly little effort. On the other hand, Jamals are extremely hard workers behind the scenes. With this work ethic coupled with their intelligence..... the options for success are limitless. Jamals are charismatic, conversationalists, and can always find something to talk about with anybody in the room. Jamals are social chameleons. Jamals are able to mask what they are feeling very well, to the point that you may never really know what is going through their head. They can use this to their advantage, but never out of malice. Some may even say he turns it on for his own entertainment. At the end of the day, Jamals are very reliable people, you call 24/7 and you will either get an answer or an immediate text response.

Friend 1: Hey remember that one time we hung out with Jamal?
Friend 2: Oh, that was ages ago! We should invite him over this weekend!
Friend 1: Great idea! I love how it doesn't matter how much time has passed, we all always have a great time!

Jamal by localpoultry April 17, 2022

Jamal 

The fictional African American friend who gets shot and dies. You would commonly use "Jamal" in your college personal statements, it gives you an easy sob story to work with.

Gerard: Did you finish your personal statement?
Me: Yeah, it was easy. I just Jamaled it
Gerard: Thug life.

Jamal by Flahmingo November 22, 2009

Jamal 

A person who makes shit up 24/7. You can never trust this person or you'll lose your grip on reality. No one can ever tell what's real or fake, but you best believe that most of it comes out of his/her ass.

Niall: Flat Earth Society is so stupid...
Sid: ikr, these people completely ignore facts & logic
Niall: Smh, ackchyually earth is a donut.
Sid: the fuck ?
Niall: Yeah my uncle's friend's dog's cousin told me. He went to space last year.
Sid: You're such a Jamal! Shut your pie-hole.
Niall: Arre I swear, if you don't believe me I'll get you tickets, I have contacts...

Jamal by trashmachi March 5, 2019

Jamal 

Jamal is a very common somali name. He has a lot of wet friends but can have some nice people in his life. Jamal thinks hes bad but the truth is that hes a big pussy unless backed up by olders

Girl:Whos that guy acting bad
Girl 2:thats jamal he thinks hes bad

Jamal by Filip_69.position.lover January 9, 2020