Jacobsen 

a kind of beer, also a very loud person, especially when drunk. talks to much. never be sober around this person drunk.

You are way to jacobsen.

Jacobsen by cjacobsen August 20, 2008

jacobsessed 

being obsessed with Jacob Sartorius and their life revolves around him

All Maddie dreams about is meeting Jacob Sartorius, she is definitely jacobsessed!

jacobsessed by datemejacob March 17, 2017

Jacobed 

1.A girl whose name comes from the bible(mother of Moses)
She is kind-hearted, patient, funny, weird, dramatic and always has a story to tell or make up. Her smile will tickle your tummy, wiggle your nose, pick your bugger and surround you with awkward laughter.

2.Where is a Jacobed found?...In a book, a moment, a time, a place, a card, a sunrise, and a song.

For example:

1.Who told the gross joke about a bugger? oh yeah Jacobed

2.Lets all get together now and sing a Jacobed.

Jacobed by thememaw February 4, 2010

Jacobesque 

Describes one that uses too much complex words to make simple tasks/objects seem much more complicated than they are.

This mechanism is very robust.

He is so Jacobesque.

Jacobesque by origami_XD March 30, 2010

jacobenson 

a nasty simp that won't leave you alone and is also possessed by a demon :)

UGH I HATE Jacobenson!!!

jacobenson by Jacobenson's wife June 15, 2020

jacoblettuce 

Name for an un-loved, adopted, pointless child.

That is JacobLettuce on Twitch.

jacoblettuce by sethyboy06 November 11, 2020

jimmy jacobsen 

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)

jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball

jimmy jacobsen by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011