Ivan

The best friend you'll ever have. Likes to box a lot but is a pacifist. Really tall and has pretty big muscles. He'll stick by you through everything and always have your back.

Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.

Ivan by jetpackguy185 November 22, 2018

Ivan

Anyone of russian descent. German equivalent to "kraut" for the russians during WWII.

If the russian winter doesn't get him, Ivan sure will.

Ivan by Valentin Treskizinski April 19, 2006

Ivan

Ivan is a funny,hot,chill guy he can seem like an ass but he is a good person, he cute asf, very fuckuble, and has a big dick, he may smoke,vape,or drink but once u get to know him he’s a amazing person at one point everyone is gonna want an Ivan in there life

Girl: Yo did u see that guy he so cute
Other Girl: Yeah that’s Ivan

Girl: I want him to be mine
Other Girl: Girl everyone does

Ivan by Vikkiii September 2, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is one of the kindest most down to earth person you’d ever meet. An Ivan has a true heart of gold. He is handsome, sexy, hot and any other word to describe is amazing looks. No matter the situation if he cares for you he WILL be there for you from beginning to end. He doesn’t let a lot of people in but if he does you’re very lucky. He’s very secretive about his life and very picky to whom he shares his problems with. He also holds a lot in and choses to put everyone else before himself.

Girl- did you see Ivan today, he looked so cute
Girl2- yeah I wish I could talk to him :/
Girl- me too!

Ivan by BabyNicole123 March 15, 2019

Ivan

Another name for Jesus. Comes from the Swahili word "Ivan", meaning Jesus.

I bought me a crucifix necklace with an Ivan on it.

Ivan by A.D. Hayes January 28, 2005

Ivan

He's a fine ass boy who is hard to get. He has a big ass. He is very down to earth and most of the times he would use you to get to your friend or he might be trying to set you up with his friends . He plays sports but most people think he is nerdy. He got shoe game and can dress.

Me:
Damn he must be an Ivan

Friend:
Don't get to attached he hard to get
Me:
Im taking my risk

Ivan by EGMMS Nnh March 18, 2017

Ivan

A person from Russia (assumed) who gets some of the best tips from his comrades on the Internet. It's a meme, and Know Your Meme has made an entire article about it, so look there if you need more help.

You see Ivan, when hold peestol like me, you will never shoot the inaccurate, because fear of shooting fingers!

Yuo see Ivan, when carrying turret like me, the enemy will of not shooting you, because not knowing if use anti tank or anti infantery weapon.

You see Ivan, when shoot your own magazine, you make more boolets go out, and faster.

Ivan by Texting Error December 24, 2017