engraved invitation 

a specific request or plea to do something

Bringing your video games to school is an engraved invitation for trouble.

engraved invitation by Light Joker May 15, 2006

Accidental Invitation 

When you're inviting individual friends to something, but other friends over hear you and ask to join, when you don't want them to.

Person 1: "Hey, Person 2, wanna go sledding tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sure."
Person 3: "Oh, cool, sledding! Can I come?"
Person 1: ".......Okay." (FUCK! I HATE PERSON 3, HE RUINS EVERYTHING! Accidental Invitation sucks!)

Accidental Invitation by Valley Marksman January 12, 2011

Invitation Party 

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

Invitation Party by safesexinnola September 12, 2009

Invitation 

Which is why I rejected your invitation to come be subsidiary to you because, by your own logic, I'd have to walk out the second you answered pretty much any question about whether not you believe in God, the policies you suggest are derived from an evil solipsistic incest cult, and you're both distorting and hiding underlying facts.

Hym "No, your disingenuous invitation join your cult isn't evidence you've tried to break with me. You can come here. You were command by someone if higher status to do a thing. Gayve Jewben already showed up to talk to my coworkers while I wasn't around back when he came here for a speech (I heard the echo of his presence "Keep an I on this guy for me. He's a little sketchy"). Why would I spend money to go be subsidiary to an inferior? It doesn't make any sense."

Invitation by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

Invitation to Nato 

Well, no, it was that.

Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"

Invitation to Nato by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

Irritationalism 

When those Nigerian scammers try to use big words and try and scam you out of money

If only they knew that irritationalism wasn't even a real word.

Irritationalism by Pickled Panda May 3, 2025

Irritationalism 

A word that scammers seam to whenever they send emails pretending to be legitimate.

Your irritationalism is really getting to me!

Irritationalism by Pickled Panda May 15, 2025