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Penis Inspection Day 

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.
Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!
Coined by Timothy Leary to describe the consciousness of the average joe. It cares only about survival, breeding, and dopamine influx (beer, drugs, sports). It has no higher mind, no real philosophy other than a generic, borrowed, and shallow outlook adopted by its immediate culture. It lives essentially to replicate its genome and any use of intellect beyond this is merely a feedback loop for its ssurvival and breeding goal.
"Watching all the insectoids march along, seem to know just right where they belong"
Insectoid by Dayrel November 3, 2018

Inspector Gadget 

How the fuck did inspector gadget hit that
Inspector Gadget by Fifa 21 January 3, 2021

cunt inspector

Someone who looks inside of bitches dirty hairy hatchet wounds to find old tampons, lint, pieces of shitty toilet paper because they wipe from back to front, cum from random dudes they raw dogged, and old dried up blood clots from their last months period. -Dirty mike and the boys provided this information and it is all accurate.
The cunt inspector instantly puked after smelling the dirty slice of any chick ever because they are sluts. Her cunt smelled of ammonia, garlic, fish, and pussy farts.

Cock Inspector 

Someone who has a keen and inappropriate interest in other men's penises
J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.
Cock Inspector by Jonesy! July 11, 2016

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.
I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

Inspector Javert 

Javert is a anti-hero in the musical Les Miserables. The most amazing character in any musical. An attractive, and very dominatant source of power, because he is DA LAWR. You will love Javert.
''So who are you dressing up as at halloween?''
''The Lawr"
"Oh so Inspector Javert right"
"Yeah."
Inspector Javert by javertbear February 3, 2012