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long island iced tea 

Strong alcoholic beverage, consisting of four to five hard liquors and a splash of Coca-Cola. Ingredients vary, but generally includes tequila, rum, gin, vodka, and triple sec in equal amounts (1 shot glass usually) with Sweet & Sour mix for tartness and Coke to create color of iced tea.
A few long island iced teas will get you hammered pretty quick.
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Long Island Medium Iced Tea 

Noun: An 'amped' version of the classic Robert Blott drink - made SO strong, that the drinker talks to dead people, anywhere. The buzz is often accompanied by an addiction to french manicures, black leggings, and AquaNet hair spray.

Verb: Approaching strangers at convenience stores and insinuating yourself into their private lives, while TLC cameras are rolling.

long island ice tea, long island medium, french manicures, AquaNet
Employee 1: Madison was so drunk, that she walked up to the manager of the local 7/Eleven and started channeling his first wife, who isn't dead, but soon will be, when he finds out who she got with, last night.
Employee 2: That must have been one TALL 'Long Island Medium Iced Tea'. Theresa Caputo should be lookin over her shoulder.

Wawa Iced Tea 

crack and sex liquidated and sold at a very reasonable price! but not literally, figuratively.
Man that Wawa Iced Tea is like crack and sex liquidated but it's sold at a reasonable price!
Wawa Iced Tea by B-hizzlet November 4, 2009

Yankees Iced Tea 

Unsweet Tea. Iced tea drank by Americans in the North. Starts from Northern VA/ DC area and goes up North.
Waiter: "Can I start you of with a drink?"
Guest: "Give me some Yankees Iced Tea."

Guest: "Can I get a glass of Sweet Tea?"
Waiter: "Sorry, we got Unsweet Tea, too far North."
Yankees Iced Tea by bgrunge January 18, 2009

Clinton's Iced Tea 

A sweet iced tea that is considered the town drink of Kearny, New Jersey. Since it is only sold in this town, many people travel far and wide for this awesome drink. Though most people are very fond of this drink, others disagree and claim it tastes of cardboard and saliva. These people have obviously gone to the wrong place for their Clinton's.
Connor: "Hey John, wanna walk up to G&J's to get a Clinton's Iced Tea?"
John: "Hell no! The ones there taste like cardboard. I get mine at the Midland Dairy"

Arizona Iced Tea 

This is by far the best tea in the world. It comes in many flavors such as Green Tea,Rasberry Flaored Tea, Lemon Flavored Tea. I think it's sold everywhere.
D00d! Arizona Iced Tea is so good.
Arizona Iced Tea is the best teaa around. <2
Arizona Iced Tea is teh sexxx I drink it and I am so hxc.

puyallup iced tea 

The sexual act of inserting ice cubes into your partners anus and letting it melt into your mouth.
Dude,did you hear about that freaky chick Kit hooked up with?

Yea,I heard she even served him Puyallup iced tea!
puyallup iced tea by Timmyp8823 January 8, 2018