Hotel Lobby 

A euphimism for "mind your own business". Mainly used by bros who can't speak on something their friend did without breaking the bro code. Originated from people on vacation who saw others (mainly those on business trips) in the hotel lobby engaging in behaviour that they most likely would not want anyone knowing about (particularly their spouses/families).

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo that chick in the dress is snuffling a lot, and is getting way too feely with that guy who's clearly a male escort. She hasn't even taken off her wedding ring yet.
Girl 1: Ay man, hotel lobby. I'd hate to be her husband though.

Example 2:

Bro 1: Man that frat party last night was wild, we gotta do that next weekend!
Bro 2: Is it true that Bro 3 had a threeway? His girlfriend wouldn't stop texting him asking him where he was and all she got was an 8 ball pool!
Bro 1: If you wanna know, you gotta ask him yourself man. Hotel Lobby.

Hotel Lobby by TrapstarK September 6, 2021

Hotel Matress 

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.

Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?

Hotel Matress by Alman42 February 25, 2011

Hotel California

1.Such a lovely place.
2. Such a lovely face.

Living it up at the Hotel California......

Hotel California by Jesus Himself April 23, 2005

Hotel 5150

Slang term for the nuthouse.

No doubt I will be checking in to the Hotel 5150 very shortly to spend a restful 72 hours away from it all.

Hotel 5150 by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2019

hotel cold 

A temperature similar to that of when you are staying in a hotel/motel and use the wall-mounted air conditioner to an unnecessary extent simply because it is "free," to the point where, even with several sheets and heavy blankets, you find it practically impossible to get a decent night's sleep.

Damn, I slept like sh*t last night. This hotel room is cold. I guess you could call it....hotel cold. Hmm.

hotel cold by tim_triple_j October 16, 2010

Hotel Expressionism 

Far different from vandalism (such as throwing a television out of the window by its cord), but serious irrepairable structural damage to a Hotel Room. Generally associated with personal injury, destruction of personal property and/or inebriation. Essentially, general mayhem.

"Sorry about the bill for that Hotel Expressionism last night, but I'm an artist you know."

or

"Nice use of the minibar last night in your Hotel Expressionism exhibit"

Hotel Expressionism by Matt Yee April 30, 2006

Hotel Hair 

The either flat, static-y, greasy, thin, or just downright disgusting hair that results when you forgot your shampoo/conditioner at home and are forced to use the terrible crap that hotels call 'complimentary shampoo'.

"OH NO! I forgot my shampoo! I have to use this no-name crap! I wanted to look good tonight, but now I'm going to have Hotel Hair."


"Did you forget your shampoo?"
"Yeah, how could you tell?"
"You've got horrible Hotel Hair."

Hotel Hair by Oceanwavee* February 21, 2009