cock-holster 

US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.

"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"

cock-holster by goodcop8 November 14, 2007

Double Breasted Holster 

A bra

Tom: So what did you do next??
Kraven: I unlocked her vj gate and removed her double breasted holster

Double Breasted Holster by Use Water Gun February 24, 2019

hotdog holster 

Vagina

I inserted my engorged wang into her hotdog holster.

hotdog holster by NickTheDick420 March 23, 2009

Sausage Holster 

Vagina.

Here, hide this in your Sausage Holster.

Sausage Holster by JAbstract October 8, 2011

bean holster 

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

bean holster by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016

shit holster 

a diaper.

Dude, you need to change this kids shit holster before I dropkick it off the Chrysler building.

shit holster by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Beaver Holster 

A term of endearment for panties.

That Victoria's Secret model is sure sporting a nice beaver holster!

Beaver Holster by SirMackieman December 11, 2006