Thomas Hobbes

A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.

Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.

Hey, have you seen my Thomas Hobbes? No I left it in Descartes.

Thomas Hobbes by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025

Hobblestork 

a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.

How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?

Hobblestork by Dawija February 22, 2011

Katie Hobbs 

1. An individual who cowers from a challenge knowing they will likely lose.

2. Someone who discriminates on the basis of race and sex; often occurring more than once.

Ex. 1: Stop being a chicken, you’re really acting like a Katie Hobbs.

Ex. 2: Wow, Katie Hobbs, you’re dissing my boy ‘cause he’s black?

Katie Hobbs by Talonya Adams September 29, 2022

Russel Hobbs 

The drummer dude from the greatest band ever, Gorillaz.

Russel Hobbs is a cool dude.

Russel Hobbs by Aries Cross January 27, 2007

get hobbed 

Getting Fucked

Zito would get hobbed if his arm were ripped off.

get hobbed by SanosukeDA October 2, 2017

king of hobbies 

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.

K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"

king of hobbies by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

Hobbs NM 

Hobbs NM....a place with athletes who think they’re going pro, rappers who think they’re going to be the next big thing... hoes that think being a hoe is cute, where girls just want to wear your hoodie and suck your dick,teen pregnancy, HIV, annoying beaners with their dropped trucks, red necks with their lifted trucks...and a shitty ass high school....last but not least, Girl’s with too much fucking make up🤡, anorexic guys with perms, and a bunch of fake ass thugs who think they’re from the trenches.

Hey want to go to Hobbs NM?
Nah I heard the bitches in Hobbs NM do anything for attention and sex.

Hobbs NM by Zach. G February 13, 2019