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I wish I were Heather 

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.
Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

heather duke 

she runs the yearbook. doesn't have a personality but her mom did pay for (implants)
random girl:ugh stop acting like heather duke
heather duke by FandomQueen November 21, 2019

On a heater 

An extreme hot streak in a poker game or casino game. To become very hot in some form of gambling, profit, or accomplishment. To be at the top of your game.
I was down to my last 20 dollars in the slot machine and then I went on a heater. I was on a heater last night at the craps table, I made a lot of money!
On a heater by jdubbbb247 March 8, 2010

Lode Heath School 

A shit school in Sollihul fulla white nitties locked off by the apneh
Lode heath school stinks off shit

Heatsexual 

a terrifying cringe worthy fake sexuality used by horny 10 year old gacha kids
Person 1: hey person 2, i'm leaving the closet
Person 2: Yay! i'm so happy for you! i will support you no matter what
Person 1 i'm heatsexual uwu im so qUiRkY
Person 2: BEGONE TH0T
Heatsexual by DemonDoggo1 March 14, 2021

Heather Gilmer

A girl who has a lot to her: she's smart, funny, nice, honest, sexy and beautiful. Looks as though she is a Goddess, The only thing is: she doesn't know any of that. She doesn't believe it although people around her tell her it's true all the time. She's a great sport and has a heart the size of the ocean. She's just straight adorable. If she truly falls in love, She loves with all of her heart and soul. If you ever need her, she is there. Her feelings get hurt easily but she bounces back quickly, Although, deep hurts take longer to get over. If you do her wrong, or hurt her deeply, she doesn't forget and she will hold the grudge for a lifetime. If you happen to know a Heather, never let her go. She's more than worth your time.
I wish my girlfriend was a Heather Gilmer
Heather Gilmer by splittail August 18, 2011