hawking a loogie 

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Hawking ham

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham

Hawking ham come down from there

Hawking ham by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020

Hawking Complex

When a disabled person of average intelligence believes they're a genius.

Olivia got wheeled out of class for acting like a genius, She has a huge fucking hawking complex.

Hawking Complex by Offensively_communist January 10, 2015

Hawking a dookie 

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

Hawking a dookie by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

Hawking a line of salad dressing 

Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen

I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.

Hawking a line of salad dressing by Buddyroe274 December 15, 2011

hawking the higgins 

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.

Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

hawking the higgins by In the next room September 15, 2008

hawking-up 

An audible effort to clear the throat by expelling phlegm.

The café manager kept hawking-up as he had a heavy flu and it was disgusting because we were eating.

hawking-up by Jobbing Man April 26, 2017