Hal
The best boyfriend someone could EVER ask for, he’s tall, weird, hot, nerdy, and the sweetest person ever.
Hal by Inlovewithbbg February 16, 2025
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Hal Jordan
1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him
2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power
2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power
I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.
Hal Jordan by zigdag November 5, 2005
Hal 9000
HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic Computer)- is an artificial intelligence.
HAL became operational on January 12, 1997, at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois. His first instructor was Dr. Chandra.
"The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
His twin is SAL 9000.
HAL became operational on January 12, 1997, at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois. His first instructor was Dr. Chandra.
"The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
His twin is SAL 9000.
Hal 9000- "The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
Hal 9000 by Fox Cruton March 22, 2009
hal turner
Hal Turner is a white nationalist who hosts a radio show broadcast live on the internet and radio from New York City every Wednesday night from 9pm to 11pm EST.
Hal Turner has been made very popular through the raids and DDoS attacks from the internet.
Hal Turner has been made very popular through the raids and DDoS attacks from the internet.
hal turner by An0nym0use July 14, 2007
HAL 9000
An overkill powerful gaming PC or a supercomputer.
The term originates from Arthur C. Clarke's Space Odyssey series, where it is a satellite-based superintelligent AI and the main antagonist.
The term originates from Arthur C. Clarke's Space Odyssey series, where it is a satellite-based superintelligent AI and the main antagonist.
HAL 9000 by sanchopancho02 June 12, 2021
hal sparks
An intelligent and talented comedian/actor/musician/all around cool guy who is best known as one of the hosts of Talk Soup, as Zoltan in "Dude, Where's My Car?", and as Michael Novotny on the US version of Queer as Folk. He practices many forms of martial arts, speaks Mandarin Chinese, and has been a comentator on many VH1 shows.
Many people also find him sexy.
Many people also find him sexy.
hal sparks by TheMize August 11, 2006
hal hartley
hal hartley by rowboat July 8, 2005