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So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok? 

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

The Google, it does nothing! 

When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.

morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.
12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!

Google the shit out of it 

When you aren't sure of an answer to a question, you Google the shit out of it to ascertain the answer
Joe: Was Vincent D'onofrio in Mystic Pizza or Full Metal Jacket first?
Toby: Mystic Pizza.
Joe: No way.......I think Full Metal Jacket came out first!
Toby: I am going to Google the shit out of it, and you'll owe me dinner at Oreganos when you're wrong.

Look it up on Google 

A phrase used by people pissed off at how fucking lazy some assholes are that they have to bother others with their attention seeking question which just makes them look like a complete dumbass
Retard: Hey, what element does Na on the periodic table represent?
Person with common sense: Just look it up on Google, dipshit.

Look it up on Google 

The term "Look it up on Google" is commonly used by people who:
Are too lazy to actually help
Don't know the answer to A COMPLETELY OPTIONAL POST
And/or DON'T GIVE 2 SHITS IF YOU CAN FIND IT ON GOOGLE!

Overall, it's an asshole term in ANY situation, and you should be burning in the deepest parts of hell if you fucking use it.
911 dispatcher: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy: My dad is having a heart attack! What should I do?
911 dispatcher: Look it up on Google.
*911 dispatcher hangs up*