Goochinator 

Someone who has a piercing on their guiche.

Damn that guy had 6 piercings down there, whatta goochinator!!

Goochinator by MasterSpecialTits December 17, 2010

Goochin it 

The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.

Dude, you got this?

Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.

Goochin it by Xanddori October 18, 2012

Goochin' it 

To smuggle contraband by taping items onto your gooch.

Me: how are you getting that molly into the show tonight
Friend: I am Goochin' it.

Goochin' it by The Trutru November 21, 2018

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

Gouching Around by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Gooshing 

When you cum and it is explosive and goes everywhere

Oh man, I just ejaculated but I was gooshing everywhere!

Gooshing by GoosherMaster69 September 15, 2020

Grooching 

When a male swallows copious amounts of cum

I walked in on Daniel grooching last night.

Grooching by Wideboy03 November 23, 2021

gooshing 

The act of cooming while you and other male platonic friends wear vibrating butt plugs and/or prostate massagers while under the influence of large quantities of MDMA.

Unless you're homosexual, your top must stay on.

"I was gooshing so hard last night, now I have a huge comedown and my asshole is too sore to sit."

"OMG i'm gonna gooooosh!"

gooshing by Happy Psyop World February 21, 2022