goober hole

a small office that a man named dan,who is a goober, sits in all day, and has no life. It is the setting of this mans life.

Wheres goober?

In the goober hole.......

by Glogloid January 10, 2008

Gooberdouche

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.

Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche

by Bondobrew October 5, 2009

Goober Fluker

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.

Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018

goobersquatch

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

by Doctor Science May 21, 2008

gooberfied

To Be Gooberfied. IsThe New Shocking ahh of the person around him.
A Very Experienced Fast Witted Person With Excellent Verbal Comebacks. "Goober" We Have One On Every Group. Fag Talk Specialist. The More Gay The Better. WARNING!! Do Not Bring Goober To Any Fancy Get Togethers Or Churches. Very High Chances Of Leaving Your Mind Dripping And Mentality Turned Out....

What a place to be getting Gooberfied at

by x20twinx November 5, 2018

Triple Gooberberry Sunrise

An alcoholic ice cream guaranteed to lift someone's mood. Consists of two scoops of vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate fudge, three bananas with cherries on top, three gooseberries to resemble eyes and a nose, strawberry fudge smeared into a smiley face, and a bit of that real real. Can be found at Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat.

Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?

I guess I could use one of those.

Now you're talking.

by BigBean January 14, 2015

uber goober

the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status

That guy James is an uber goober to the max.

by yaboy May 27, 2006