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A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish.
So I was at the downtown aquarium and all of a sudden I popped a goldfish. Mom kept looking at me funny.
goldfish by Zee January 24, 2005
The greatest man made food(well it's machine made but whatever) that ever journyed to this world. they are made of love and pussyjuice(this makes them taste extra good)
goldfish are cheese and flavor blasted crackers.
goldfish by john habostada June 11, 2008
Verb
-Goldfish
-Goldfishing
-Goldfished

To goldfish is to not know when hungry or full, just eats when food is accessible until one is sick or vomits.

Like when feeding goldfish you can kill them by over feeding since goldfish does not when when it is full.
*Example 1*
Bob:"Can she really eat all 7 burgers?"
Ken:"She's probably going to goldfish"

*Example 2*
Bob:"Stop goldfishing! That's your 7th burger!"
Jen:"But it's sooooo good!"
... 5 min later ...
Jen:"You're right, I goldfished... I feel sick..." *vomits*
Goldfish by lemongrab March 7, 2014
Like a catfish..... but she still expects you to pay for everything
Meant a girl on tinder but she ended up being a goldfish
Goldfish by King Ofallofus January 6, 2018
a vagina during the act of urination. Smelling of fish yet looking oh so golden.
When i walked in on Stacy in the bathroom i saw her nasty goldfish.
goldfish by argo 5 April 29, 2003