Garrison Union Free School

Where children go to have all of their sanity, hope, dreams, happiness, and individuality be destroyed.
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}

“Hey I really fucking hate my kid and I want them to suffer for atleast 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”

by Abby Moriarty October 24, 2018

Garrison Lee

#1: Garrison "Lee" Benton is a character within the YouTube Sci-Fi Stop Motion/animation comedy, Super Mecha Madness.
He has been given the title of "Beast" because of his cool and goofy personality mixed with a certain style that sets him a part from anyone else who considers themselves "a Beast".

#2: The definition of Beast.

"They call him Garrison Lee, the definition of Beast!"
~ Bad B0tz 4 Lyf (Bad Boys For Life Parody)

by timetraveler97 June 5, 2011

Garrison Forest School

Garrison Forest School is a college prep school located in Owings Mills Maryland. The definition of a Garrison girl is non-excistant. The diversity in the school makes it impossible to label any one stereotype. The closest attapmt so far is this however: a Garrison girl is one that is studious, athletic, and an all round curtious person.
Garrison Forest School boasts excellent academics in all fields. With brilliant English, Language, Mathmatics, Science, Art, Computer, and History departments, the school is well prepared to point these girls in the right direction for success. Garrison keeps the girls occupied on the weekend with the always entertaining weekend activities provided by the teachers, and the students. Most of the inspiration for these activities come the many clubs that call Garrison their home. So with your new found knowledge of the Garrison Forest School, i hope you use it well, and have a nice day. Thank you.

"so what are you guys planning to do this lovely frieday night?"
"I'm probably gonna go home and finish my calculus homework."
"...what?"

by ksn July 24, 2008

garrison pub

The name of the pub owned by the fucking Shelby's. From the best fucking show 'PEAKY BLINDERS'.

TOMMY:"Arthur, John, Polly family meeting at the Garrison pub in five."

by _VENDETTA_ February 2, 2020

Garrison Forest Girl

"The Forest" as it is called is home to many many many many many many, bitches, these girls are very aggressive when choosing their mates, and don't stop until they achieve what the label to be success. Many are very pretty, but don't be fooled there are many ugly garrison girls, many are also drunks, and at the same time have 4.0 GPA's. Don't ever approach a moderately attractive Garrison Girl...she will rip your fucking neck off, with her annoyingness.

However there always are excpeptions, and there are normal, non-aggressive, pretty, and smart Garrison Girls. But beware, even they have problems.

H...h...how could you say something like that to me

by a man with the worst July 25, 2010

Garrison Level

The point where the volume from any given audible source (i.e. music, movie, television show, etc.) reaches and/or exceeds an acceptable level for enjoyment and is indeed no longer enjoyable by anyone.

Yeah, it was real relaxed upstairs at 20th last night until the movie reached Garrison Level.

Dude, turn that music down, we're approaching Garrison Level here, I like having eardrums.

by slickwillypie May 4, 2010

Garrison Goggles

in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...

See also: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+goggles">Beer Goggles</a>

Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.

by sanjit_ September 26, 2008