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Fuck Fapping February 

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.
Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.
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Cape-Flapping 

-verb
1. all flash, no function. Expending all power but with little or no productivity

Derived from the movie "Dark Night"; in which we see our beloved Batman riding his Batmobike through Gotham; notably the only time you'll see our hero's cape moving faster than him.

2. an excessive ruckus created with nothing to back it

3. overly hyped with a disappointing result
"I expected that Batmobike to tear through Gotham City, but all I saw was a Bat-ton of cape-flapping."
Cape-Flapping by Naked Fain August 12, 2008

flapping cheeks 

What you get when you let a prodigious fart, or binderfender: your cheeks flap.
Bronwyn got a bad case of flapping cheeks in dance class today. She cleared the room three times.
1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night

2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob
Fapping by Smart Omlette August 5, 2021

Fart flapping 

When a female uses a vibrator so powerful it causes the vaginal lips to slap each other causing the lips to make a "fart" sound.
Sarah: hey Jen did you use the penetrator 6000 last night?

Jen: yeah it literally caused me to fart flap it was hilarious.

Sarah: oh Jen you love abit of fart flapping.
Fart flapping by nipsmandem May 18, 2014

fish flapping

When playing The Last of Us as a female, she can't tea bag like a man so she uses her smelly fish to go up and down on the face of the corpse which is defined as fish flapping.
fish flapping by sexyFrendo June 23, 2015

gum flapping 

Gabby is gum flapping again
gum flapping by MrButcher December 21, 2016