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a Fonzie 

The act of smearing poo on someone to give them sideburns. Usually done in their sleep. Much like a "Dirty sanchez" or "Hitler".
Chris got a fonzie last night, and it smeared all over his pillow.
a Fonzie by Noah April 7, 2004

The Fonzie 

When you shove your thumb up a girls ass and yell "Aaaaayyy!"
The Fonzie by jw1973 April 20, 2008

Injected Fonzie 

Skills or a routine employed by a heroin addict that help them appear "cool". Usually occurs when addict is confronted by police while "holding junk".
Billy has never been busted despite years of hard-core use. Most of his friends credit his God-given Injected Fonzie skills for his success.
Injected Fonzie by Devilboy July 8, 2003

The Fonzie 

While enjoying a cigarette after a night of intense sex, look your partner in the eyes, point at them with both fingers, and moan out "AYYYYYYYYYEE" in your best Fonzie impression, cigarette between your teeth
Friend 1 : "Yea so we fucked all night and then she pulled The Fonzie on me"
Friend 2 : Marry her, my dude"
The Fonzie by Chapö February 27, 2018

Rotten Fonzie 

One must first get a nice biker jacket and make it smell as disgusting as possible. Commonly filling the pockets with trash, rotting carcasses of animals and even feces. Then once one feels it smells bad enough one puts on the garment and gets any willing partner to have relations with them.

The of the wearer is to smell so bad that the partner can't control their stomach. They then proceed to vomit. It is then accustomed to pull out a comb "switchblade"and apply vomit. Finally the comb is brushed through the hair. All they is left is to give a thumbs up. "Eyyyyyyy"
Frank gave that dumb bitch a Rotten Fonzie last night.
Rotten Fonzie by superpunx138 January 16, 2021

dark fonzie 

A middle aged man with no children and expensive hobbies.

Originally coined by Marc Maron and Dean Delray as the title of their short lived podcast.
“Jerry got really into handmade leather goods and hifi stereos. Says he’s leaving it all to his cats. Full Dark Fonzie.”
dark fonzie by bennygoodnight August 25, 2022