foned 

fucking owned foned

as in sports if a defender gets juked out of his shoes the player who got by that defender the player might say "Oh, I just foned your faggot ass!"

foned by Coyote90 July 28, 2006

footed 

Having a foot up a womans vigina .

i footed her cos her hole was so wide .

footed by boobar October 29, 2007

Fonterbate 

To "get off" on attacking and harassing someone in a chat room. To e-mail or to continuously "snert" someone in a chat room. Masturbating to the word's on a computer screen.

He sure loves to attack people who disagree with him in the chatroom. I bet he "fonterbate's" to it while he attacks them.

Fonterbate by Rifco March 24, 2009

Fonzed 

To give the thumbs up!

Ayyyyy! Thumbs up for urban dictionary. * Fonzed

Fonzed by iceman7000 July 8, 2010

Fontes 

Fontes is a hyspanic surname originating from Portugal and means "source" or "spring". A Fontes is a cool and funny person. Fontes are hardworking, intelligent people that can solve their way out of anything. They can achieve anything they put their minds to and also are super creative and appreciate the arts but are also very logical. They have some dumb sense of humour (for example puns), but it's really cute. Fontes' are rad.

What's her surname?
Fontes

Oh, shes probably cool then.

Fontes by Yojoehowsitgoin October 4, 2019

puddin-footed 

Ususally refers to a horses foot. A bare-footed horse's foot spreads with time like a person who goes barefoot all the time.

That horse will wear a #2 shoe - It's puddin-footed. She's run around barefoot so long she's puddin-footed

puddin-footed by Tom February 17, 2005

Great tit and blue footed booby 

The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.

Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?

Great tit and blue footed booby by lilyoy June 9, 2021