Destination fucked 

A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.

Ohhh, he landed up in destination fucked !

He took the longest time to get to destination fucked.

Destination fucked by Ozzy man November 29, 2018

Sailor Jerry Fucked 

What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.

1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.

That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.

Sailor Jerry Fucked by Ect813 March 10, 2011

fucked stupid 

When act of sexual intercourse is performed so well you cant formulate a complete sentence or lose control of motor functions.

Last night Jennifer got fucked stupid. She was flailing all around the room when i was done then rolled over and fell to sleep.

fucked stupid by Mr.Click quote December 15, 2012

Mall fucked 

The process whereby a municipality with thriving small businesses and unique charm is taken over by large chain retailers and restaurants.

"It was a nice little town until the corporations came in and mall fucked it".

Mall fucked by Tuffy Wyoming September 1, 2013

How does 'get fucked' sound? 

A sarcastic expression used to indicate a persons lack of desire to do something.

Mother: Son, why don't you go and do your homework?
Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?

Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.

How does 'get fucked' sound? by smarter than your mum March 30, 2009

Fucked out 

Being worn out from being fucked all day

Man we're fucked out

Fucked out by Miao tai chi July 4, 2019

fuckedupedness 

1. The state of being surrounded by totally fucked up shit.
2. Being consumed by a crowd of people who don't have a clue.
3. Only moments from having to deal with law enforcement because of others dumb-ass actions.

Dave- "Dude we gotta go, this party is hittin a hard 8 on the fuckedupedness scale"

Scott- "No shit, you can smell the fuckedupedness in the air. It's only a matter of time before the man shows up"

fuckedupedness by TEXDOC July 8, 2006