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elk molester 

An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.
Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?

Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.

Swayze: The bastards!
elk molester by scodder November 2, 2012
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Elk rapids 

Elk rapids is a small town full of stuck up bitches or poor ones from rapid city, elk rapids consists of old asshole boomers that won’t let a McDonald’s get built. 90% of the school are potheads but no one knows
Hey let’s go toy elk rapids and swim and eat pizza...that’s it
Elk rapids by Smaye January 10, 2020

Elk island farmer 

When two naked men/women take two pieces of raw meat (usually elk in this case) and engage in a battle using the meat to slap each others genitals.
Brad had a stressful day at work so he called up his friend Dave to play a friendly game of elk island farmer
Elk island farmer by Canada rocks October 7, 2016
no nothin'
Elk Mound by Toots#2 June 30, 2009

elk hunting 

elk hunting is the practice of eating Ecstasy, Lucy (LSD), and Ketamine and enjoying the drug synergy.
dude i went elk hunting last night and learned about the 6th dimension.
elk hunting by allgood2010 September 8, 2010

Elk-A-Bong 

a sexual act where one would fart in the partners face while before cumming while he/she going to give "a blowjob"
hey d-breezy i gave her an elk-a-bong last night.
Elk-A-Bong by Jonny Ganja May 1, 2006