Dictorious 

(adj.) The state of being a man is in when they have finished first in a two-man threeway.

Guy 1: Alright, we're both going to do this so let's remember; whoever is dictorious gets to leave first.

Guy 2: May the best man win.

Dictorious by gentlemanthrash March 7, 2010

doctors without borders 

covid spreaders

i dont wanna go back to the covid hotspot and see the doctors without borders again, i literally just learned that theyre nothing but privaliged rapists in history

doctors without borders by Cody5050 November 14, 2020

Doctors 

Are devils. Not demons, Devils.

Why?

Demons are cool.
Devils are not.

Doctors by Leiko October 6, 2004

DoctorMuthaFuckingOctagonopus 

The act of interrupting DoctorOctagonopus as he is about to fire his lazer at you.

DoctorOctagonopus: Doctor..

Random Person: Quiet Mr Jeanie, now listen to my wish!

-slap across the face-
DoctorOctagonopus: DoctorMuthaFuckingOctagonopus!

DoctorMuthaFuckingOctagonopus by MediocareEmployee May 28, 2010

doctordisrespect 

let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 6'8 frame the 37 in verticle leap...the black steel that drapes down my back aka the bulletproof mullet, the google prototype scopes with built-in LCD LED 1080p 3D sony technology. The Ethiopian poisonous catapillar aka SLICK DADDY. let's talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right?

doctordisrespect is a trihard

doctordisrespect by docfan69 April 25, 2020

Plague Doctors 

A group of girls with mental issues and secrets. If you see them don’t ask questions just know that they are crying on the inside. These girls got memes for days and for any situation. Death in the family? Need someone murdered? How about someone to read fanfic to you at 12am? Need Teen Wolf binging partners? Someone to confess your deepest secrets, turnons, and embarrassing moments? Look no further because the Plague Doctors are for you. Formally known as the Stinky Baboons.

P.S.A Will show up to your house in the middle of the night with bird masks and hair dye.

Oh look it’s them Plague Doctors, how funny. Wait did they just crash their car!?

Plague Doctors by Plague Doctor D July 28, 2020

Ballerina Doctors 

Skilled practitioners of spin are sometimes called "spin doctors".
"Ballerina Doctors" are Highly skilled practitioners of spin.

A classic example of Highly skilled practitioners of spin i.e. ,Ballerina Doctors, are Fox News.

Ballerina Doctors by Ciaran Clancy April 3, 2007