diaperwhipped 

The state of being a parent completely dominated and controlled by one's children. The parental equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Joe and Jane are such diaperwhipped pushovers they pitched a fit when the chef at Spago wouldn't make Kraft mac and cheese for their kid."

diaperwhipped by Arcane Rose August 31, 2007

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

diaper muscle by Telephony August 3, 2012

An adult diaper kind of night 

A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants

Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.

An adult diaper kind of night by The mysterious handsome fellow December 11, 2020

dole dippers 

a snack that is a bannana dipped in chocolate

your dole dippers madam

dole dippers by Your dole dippers madam October 26, 2017

diaper dandy 

Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.

"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"

diaper dandy by bob bobertson February 3, 2005

Diaper Cum 

Sperm in a diaper from a male adult baby or male diaper lover.

Billy jacked off in his diaper and made some diaper cum.

Jessica rubbed Jason's diaper until he made some diaper cum.

Diaper Cum by Ai Ai 73543745747 December 25, 2012

Chin Diaper 

A face mask being worn incorrectly on your chin instead of wearing it correctly over your nose and mouth.

Are you out of your mind? You expect people to wear a chin diaper on their mouth. Fuck you Fauchi!

Chin Diaper by Beacon t September 30, 2020