Someone who doesn't clean himself. Hygiene is a foreign concept and so is work ethic. Empty pockets is an addiction, and no accountability is his affliction.

No one likes a "Dez". Don't be like that guy, its pitiful.

Dez by marypopoffins December 5, 2023

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Dez Bryant

Leaving an event or obligation before its scheduled ending time in a brazen manner. Defined due to Dez Bryant walking off the field with 1:21 left in Dallas Cowboys loss to the Green Bay Packers on December 15, 2013.

"I know the movie isn't over, but I'm going to Dez Bryant out of here before Marvin gets shot in the face."

"I have a 3:20 tee time. Do you mind, boss, if I Dez Bryant for the rest of the afternoon?"

"This date is going horrible. I'm going to Dez Bryant and drop you off at home. Later!"

"I feel hungover, so I will show up for a little bit, then Dez Bryant."

Dez Bryant by Chemlab_Anetheron December 17, 2013

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Dez Moines

The Incredible song off of The Devil Wears Prada new CD
"With Roots Above and Branches Below"

Dude:Yo mengg did you hear the TDWP new song on myspace; Dez Moines ?
Dude1:No , why would i ?
Dude: You havent lived if you didnt hear this song its like a fucking scissor kick on the back of your head.
Dude1: Is it that good ?
Dude: YEAH MAN ! wait till the album comes out , you'll fucking jizz yourself.

Dez Moines by emcsqrd March 14, 2009

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Dez Nutz

A joke from snoop dogg off a mixtape

Did you talk to ol'boy today (who) Dez Nutz

Dez Nutz by J_Mann November 10, 2009

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